people who say “suck my dick” as an insult confuse me
is ur dick so bad that it would be insulting to suck it?
sucking your dick would be so horrible that it would put me in my place?
you have bad dick?
being famous must be so hard they probably have to shave their legs like everyday
my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me