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paranoid:

vintage blog
guy:

rare photo of a cock on a pussy on a bitch on an ass
  • me: do ur homework
  • me: no

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paranoid:

❀vintage❀
incredibutts:

mrs-loki-hiddleston:

acutepencil:

I did not order this box of cat.

HOW ARE YOU COMPLAINING LOOK AT ITS FACEEEEEEE

it’s literally making the :3 face
paranoid:

❀vintage❀
Get in the shower if it all goes wrong (via guy)

(Source : baebly, via guy)

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egberts:

people who say “suck my dick” as an insult confuse me

is ur dick so bad that it would be insulting to suck it?

sucking your dick would be so horrible that it would put me in my place?

you have bad dick?

(via guy)

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paranoid:

❀vintage❀

bakedzitis:

being famous must be so hard they probably have to shave their legs like everyday

(Source : samshart, via guy)

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sixpenceee:

my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me

(Source : sixpenceee, via guy)

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findingthinagain:

If you invite me to a party please make sure to have a cat or dog present so I have someone to hang out with.

(via guy)

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